TGB Cast & Crew

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	Harry Red, III (HR) "It's the American way to kill a cow, cut off the hooves and make it chow," sings Harry Red III (HR), an Elvis wannabe and ruthless redneck. His spatula-swattin', hip swingin' antics turn heads and make women swoon. His dream is to be a country western star and selling more burgers is his way to fund his fame. He's willing to go to any means to bring in the money, even cover up the mistakes of his redneck henchmen, which leads to slippery chaos in Utopia.

	Cow Chick Driven by the memory of her little sister who died from Mad Cow disease, Lucy the Cow Chick takes her anti-beef activism to the extreme. She wears a sexy superhero Cow outfit and blows a megaphone of the cow truths, environmental truths about how the mass slaughter of cows is ruining our planet. She shows up in Utopia to foil HR's franchise meeting to prevent the spread of his burger stands. Cow Chick and HR struggle with their simultaneous attraction and anger in a mix of sweet and sour love.

	Bahia After living with and researching the culture of the natives of the Bamboo Forest, the musically gifted Bahia has grown to love and cherish the Bambooyans. Her deep spiritual connection to them has rooted her in an attitude of compassion and peace. As a bridge between the townspeople of Utopia and the Bambooyans, Bahia helps in the struggle to save their home, the Bamboo Forest.

	Lila Red A melancholy, just-turned 11-year-old, Lila simply wants attention from her father, HR. Busy with his success, he brushes her aside. Yearning for a strong role model and friend, Lila begins emulating Cow Chick. When Lila announces to her father she is turning vegetarian and dresses up like the Cow Chick, he draws the line. His anger leads her to run away and she embarks on a new adventure where her natural curiosity and compassion light her way.

	The Bambooyans The Bambooyans are the peaceful, cow-loving natives of the Bamboo Forest. Their home is threatened by HR's plans to clear it and build a factory farm. They develop a veggie Bamboo Burger to entice HR's potential investors to attend their Bamboo BBQ bash.

	Francine HR's aunt and secretary, Francine is always chasing him with bad news, through no fault of her own. Gruff and to the point, she finds humor in everything and truly wants what's best for HR. Francine is known for her fabulous French fries. She is also the ultimate fan of Jimmy Love, the star of a new movie, which opens her up to some unexpected changes.

	Sugar Sugar Taken from his mother at birth, Sugar Sugar now spends his days locked in a tiny cage, so tiny he can't turn around so his muscles will stay tender. He is destined to be HR's victory veal dinner after he wins the "Best Burger in the Nation" award. Lil' Lila Red makes it her mission to try and save Sugar Sugar from her father. Only time will tell if his fate involves a dinner plate.

	Veronica Steadwell Editor of "BurgerWorld" magazine, Veronica Steadwell is in Utopia, Texas to bestow HR with the "Best Burger in the Nation" award along with a $500,000 check. What no one else knows is that has promised to marry Veronica after the award is given. She is looking for a way to move up and HR is riding the coat tails of success. Their matrimonial plans take an unexpected turn when a little E.Coli critter causes the stink in Utopia.

	Bouy Bahouey As the shaman of the Bambooyans, Bouy Bahouey leads his people in visualizing compassion in those who are acting from fear. Through his connection to the Bamboo Spirit, Bambooa, he is able to impart solutions to the troubles posing a threat to their home.

	Captain Bambooliano A tall, pirate-looking fellow, Captain Bambooliano is a charasmatic, swarthy Bambooyan with a nagging fear of "them" who might be out to undermine his many inventions.

	Zamboo Beebras Zamboo Beebras is the leader of the Bamboo Bugs and Felicia Fuzzoo's love interest. "The Great Bamboosical" is Zamboo's debut performance.

	Bobbie Lou The older, wiser half of the Burger Chicks, HR's bubble gum chewin' back-up singers, Bobbie Lou is egotistical and has a wannabe star complex.

	Peggy Sue The younger, more clueless half of the Burger Chicks, Peggy Sue is one of HR's fingernail polishin' back-up singers.

	Ridin' Ranger Ridin' Ranger is a wise and mute crusader of peace armed with a mysterious array of powers, including superfuzz, a magic staff which immobilizes rednecks. He descends upon Utopia for a compassion-quest on his steed, Tricula, a cosmic chariot-motorcycle with harps for fenders and a throne for a backseat. He aims to save the sweet Sugar cow and feeds her her last meal. Ridin' Ranger carries a purple fuzzy suitcase with the secret ingredient that can unite the peaceful Bambooyans and the Ruthless Rednecks.

	Bubba One of Utopia's resident geniuses, Bubba is a joke-crackin', lovable redneck cousin of HR. His favorite delicacy is fresh armadillo road kill.

	Billy Bob Billy Bob is HR's cousin and Bubba's dumber brother. He is the more forgetful of the pair.

	Judge Fudge A loud, round, 51 year-old local judge is an old family friend of the Reds who stutters on words beginning with the letter 'F'. HR works a land deal with the crooked judge to acquire the Bamboo Forest. Judge Fudge's conscious plays a part though when new evidence comes to light.

	The Mad Cow God An eight-foot tall upright standing angry cow with piercing red lights for eyes acts out wrath upon those who degrade his fellow cows. HR encounters this angry bovine in his worst nightmare.

	The Great Mr. E A mysterious inter-dimensional traveler, Mr. E is the driver of Tricula, the magic steed, and Ridin' Ranger's loyal companion and sidekick. He wears flaming orange pants, green furry boots, and has worm larvae backpack.

	The CowPunk Milkman The Cow Punk Milkman is one of three skinny punk rockers with spiked hair and an attitude. They are back-up singers for Cow Chick in their band.